white noise, white rage

I swear.

If I hear you letting your kids screech all day long, or you yelling with your partner, or slamming the doors one more time…

If I hear you playing that music so loud that the tea cup on my table looks like the water glass in Jurassic Park, that I can hear every word of it, starting at 6 a.m. and playing the same song for three hours on end one more time…

If I ever have to listen to what you want to see on TV because you have it that loud that mine can’t drown it out, one. more. time.

If I ever here anyone honking and shouting something right in front of my house for any reason whatsoever one more time!

Then,

I will KILL THEM ALL.

And move to a cabin in the woods where I will finally have some PEACE AND QUIET.